Store Policy Lyrics by Viagra Boys is a new english song by Viagra Boys. The track is featured on the album viagr aboys and was released on April 24, 2025, via the Viagra Boys official YouTube channel. Written by Elias Jungqvist, Henrik “Benke” Höckert, Linus Hillborg, Oskar Carls, Pelle Gunnerfeldt, Sebastian Murphy, and Tor Sjödén, and produced by Pelle Gunnerfeldt and the band, this track delivers a chaotic, offbeat punk satire that mocks societal expectations and consumer culture through humor and rebellion.
The song Store Policy dives into themes of absurdity, transgression, and defiance against social norms. Murphy presents a narrator who gleefully breaks rules—ethical, legal, and social—while mocking the impersonal structure of systems that try to impose control. The recurring phrase “it’s a policy” becomes a sarcastic mantra highlighting the tension between personal chaos and bureaucratic order. Laced with grotesque imagery and surreal confessions, the lyrics explore the absurd ways people push boundaries, cope with modern life, and challenge authority in the most outrageous and uncomfortable ways possible.
Store Policy Details
| Song | Store Policy |
|---|---|
| Album | viagr aboys |
| Artists | Viagra Boys |
| Written By | Elias Jungqvist, Henrik “Benke” Höckert, Linus Hillborg, Oskar Carls, Pelle Gunnerfeldt, Sebastian Murphy & Tor Sjödén |
| Produced By | Pelle Gunnerfeldt & Viagra Boys |
| Label | Viagra Boys |
| Language | English |
| Released Date | Apr 24, 2025 |
Store Policy Lyrics
Don’t eat animals, if they don’t sweat
Only do drugs that are real hard to get
Smoking crypto is bad for your health
I’m touching myself by the health food shelf
It’s a policy
A policy
I’m sorry, sir, but you’ve got to leave
It’s a policy
A policy
I’m sorry, sir, but you’re gonna have to leave
I stole with shrimp from the local zoo
I’ve got takeout, what about you?
I’m selling drugs to the kids at the school
I’m up all night gooning to a picture of you
If you knew the things I do
To get ingredients, to get ingredients for my perpetual stew
Policy
A policy
I’m sorry, sir
Don’t keep me up man I’ve got things to do
I need a bucket, some lube and some screws
I know a dude who knows a dude who knows a dude
Who told me all about you man, he told me all about you
A policy
It’s a policy
I’m sorry, sir, but you’ve got to leave
It’s a policy
It’s a policy
I’m sorry, sir, but you’re gonna have to leave
It’s a policy
A policy
I’m sorry, sir, but you’ve got to leave
It’s a policy
It’s a policy
I’m sorry, sir, but you’re gonna have to leave
Store Policy Lyrics Meaning
[Verse 1]
Sebastian Murphy opens with bizarre, contradictory advice—urging ethical food choices, warning against digital vices, and confessing inappropriate public behavior. The references are deliberately jarring and incoherent, evoking a world where traditional logic is upended. This chaotic introduction sets the stage for a protagonist who exists entirely outside acceptable norms, reveling in their own depravity as they mock the structure around them.
[Chorus]
The repeated line “It’s a policy” mimics the cold, detached language of customer service or institutional authority. Murphy weaponizes the phrase as a satirical refrain that contrasts with his outlandish behavior. It captures how bureaucracies enforce rules without empathy, while his character embodies the exact kind of uncontrollable force that those rules are meant to contain.
[Verse 2]
This section dives deeper into absurd criminality and depravity. From stealing shrimp from a zoo to gooning to someone’s photo, Murphy creates a persona that flaunts every boundary of decency. The “perpetual stew” becomes a grotesque metaphor for his constant consumption and chaos, built from any and all ingredients—legal or not. It reflects a desire to live without restriction, regardless of the consequences.
[Verse 3]
The verse continues the theme of unfiltered anarchy. Murphy lists off items for some undisclosed but clearly disturbing project, while claiming insider information about the listener, adding paranoia to the mix. This unhinged monologue blurs the line between madness and commentary, revealing a character who both mocks and mirrors the absurdity of modern survival.
[Chorus]
The chorus returns with even more repetition, reinforcing the futility of trying to manage someone like Murphy’s character through policy. The sterile, robotic enforcement of rules stands in stark contrast to the wild unpredictability he represents. The repetition becomes both a punchline and a reminder of society’s limitations when faced with unrelenting chaos.
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The "Store Policy" song is sung by Viagra Boys.
The "Store Policy" song by Viagra Boys lyrics was written by Elias Jungqvist, Henrik “Benke” Höckert, Linus Hillborg, Oskar Carls, Pelle Gunnerfeldt, Sebastian Murphy & Tor Sjödén.
The "Store Policy" song by Viagra Boys was produced by Pelle Gunnerfeldt & Viagra Boys.
Viagra Boys released "Store Policy" song on Apr 24, 2025.
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