Ready Player Two (Full Version) Lyrics – The Chalkeaters ft Chi-Chi & Alex Walker Smith

Ready Player Two (Full Version) Lyrics by The Chalkeaters is a new english song by The Chalkeaters, featuring Chi-Chi and Alex Walker Smith. The song is released on mashed’s official YouTube channel, written by Alios, and produced by Tom Jenkins and Ben Michael. With its playful and satirical lyrics, “Ready Player Two” offers a fun and energetic look at the often-overlooked characters in video games, delivering an upbeat and lively experience for fans of gaming culture.

The song explores the frustrations and challenges of being a “player two” in the world of video games, with a particular focus on iconic characters like Luigi and Tails. Through humor and self-awareness, the lyrics convey the feeling of being second in command, always playing second fiddle to the more celebrated protagonists like Mario and Sonic. The central theme is a rallying cry for those who are often overshadowed, highlighting their struggles and resilience in a world that tends to favor the main heroes. The upbeat chorus and playful verses mirror this feeling of frustration while also celebrating the strength and determination of the “second choice” characters.

Ready Player Two (Full Version) Details

Song	Ready Player Two (Full Version)
Artists	The Chalkeaters
Featuring Artists	Chi-Chi & Alex Walker Smith
Written By	Alios https://linktr.ee/aliosmusic
Produced By	Tom Jenkins & Ben Michael
Label	mashed
Language	English
Released Date	Mar 28, 2025

Ready Player Two (Full Version) Lyrics

[Sonic]
He’s too damn slow, yeah, even for a fox

[Mario]
He’s scared of Koopa shells and question blocks

[Sonic]
Anyone can fly a plane

[Mario]
Anyone can vacuum ghosts

[Sonic & Mario]
But it’s not easy being loved the most

[Mario]
No wonder the Switch brand color isn’t green
(Mama mia I’d kill myself)

[Sonic]
And Sega’s blue like all the things
(like me!)
Who also make a barrel swing?

[Mario]
Who else would date a Koopa queen?

[Sonic and Mario]
The burden falls on heroes of the screen!
(woohoo!)

[Luigi]
F*ck it

[Luigi and Tails]
Ready player two! Ready ready player player two!
Ready player two! Ready ready player player two!

[Chorus]
It’s time to raise my voice, It’s time to make some noise!
‘Cause I’m a second choice, I’m just a second choice!
So-called protagonist, You mold my agonies!
I get up off my knees, I’m pressing start now!

[Luigi]
When his baby in trouble, I’m running
I’m playing his humble taller double, when it’s ’bout my Boo, he’s ghostin and watching me stumble

[Tails]
You be hatin’ my struggle, cuz I’ma snatch the Air Bubble
I’m just tryna live, try to set me free from your lil brotha

[Luigi]
The movie sold me short, Was in it less than Toad
I’m betting my spaghetti-

[Luigi and Tails]
You’re getting stomped on!

[Tails]
We’re never at the front, a spinoff afterthought
This time we’re catching up-

[Luigi and Tails]
To tear your freakin’ needles off!

[Luigi]
I’m tired of being a bother

[Tails]
A player two equals zero

[Luigi]
It’s always Mario Brothers

[Tails]
And Sonic Heroes

[Chorus Reprise]
Rise up against glory hedgehogs
And mushroom-swallowing gluttons
New game plus awaits, Now we smash buttons!
We’re not your clockwork toys, Wound up with just your voice!
Always a second choice, We’re not a second choice!
So-called protagonists, You mold our agonies!
We’re getting off our knees, Just wait a second
It’s time to raise my voice, It’s time to make some noise!
We’re not a second choice, We’re not a second choice!
So-called protagonist, You mold our agonies!
We’re getting up off our knees, We’re smashing start now!

[Outro]
Ready player two! Ready ready player player two!
Ready player two! Ready ready player player two!
Ready player two! Ready ready player player two!
Ready player two! Ready ready player player…

Ready Player Two (Full Version) Lyrics Meaning

[Sonic]
Sonic humorously comments on Mario’s shortcomings, pointing out that even as a skilled fox, Mario is too slow and frightened by certain elements of his world, like Koopa shells and question blocks. These lines set the tone for the playful rivalry between the characters, emphasizing the more absurd aspects of their digital existences.

[Mario]
Mario, in turn, responds by joking about his own world, making fun of the Switch’s branding and Sega’s blue color. His sarcastic tone plays into the rivalry and highlights how the characters are constantly at odds, each poking fun at the other’s universe. The playful banter underscores the competitive, yet comical nature of their interactions.

[Sonic & Mario]
Together, Sonic and Mario sing about the pressures of being loved by fans, suggesting that while they are the most recognized, it’s not always easy to live up to the expectations placed on them. The chorus here emphasizes the heavy burden of being constantly adored, adding a layer of irony to their positions as beloved heroes.

[Luigi]
Luigi’s frustration becomes evident as he expresses his exasperation with his position in Mario’s shadow. He mentions the limitations of his role, particularly in the movies and games, where he is often sidelined. His dissatisfaction with being the “second choice” character is palpable, setting the stage for his later rallying cry for player two.

[Tails]
Tails, in a similar vein, expresses his struggles as an often-overlooked character, highlighting his resilience as he tries to break free from the constraints of his lesser-known status. His desire to be recognized and valued shines through as he narrates the challenges he faces in his role.

[Luigi & Tails]
Luigi and Tails come together to vocalize their shared frustrations, with Luigi lamenting how his movie appearance was minimal, and Tails reflecting on how they are often relegated to secondary roles. This section emphasizes their desire for more recognition and their commitment to fighting for their place in the gaming world.

[Chorus]
The chorus is an anthem for “player two” characters, as Luigi and Tails raise their voices in defiance of being overlooked. The lyrics convey the message that these characters are just as important as their main counterparts, emphasizing the emotional toll that being second choice can have. The rallying cry, “We’re not a second choice,” serves as a powerful call for recognition and respect.

[Chorus Reprise]
This reprise intensifies the emotions from the first chorus, with the characters firmly rejecting the idea of being merely secondary. The lyrics portray them as ready to challenge the status quo and assert their worth, as they “smash buttons” in a defiant stand against the unfair treatment of “player two” characters.

[Outro]
The outro echoes the earlier refrain of “Ready player two,” emphasizing the ongoing battle for recognition. The repetition of the line reinforces the message that player two characters are ready to step into the spotlight and claim their place in the gaming world, not as a secondary figure, but as a key player in their own right.

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