You Had Good Jokes In High School
Skinny, Close-Browed And With Shaggy Hair
Worn Expo 92 T-Shirt
You Often Wrote Letters To Heavy Rock
But Odin Whispered To You:
“What’s Wrong, Figure? Grow A Beard And Come”
You Told The Hairdresser To Shave Your Hair
Leave A Tiny Ponytail Behind You
Hang An EMP Pendant From Your Chest
“The Bastard Bard” On The Radio Cassette
Paleo Diet
Based On Herring And Salmon
AliExpress Viking
You Ask Ragnar And You Get Manuel
AliExpress Viking
Your Route To Valhalla Begins In Teruel
In The Rafabasa Forum You Are RamóN Amarth
You Clean Yourself With Squirrels After Shitting
Homemade Mead And Craft Beer
But You Don’t Mind Toasted Steinburg
Cabinetmaker By Profession
Berserker At Heart
AliExpress Viking
In The Absence Of A Longship, A Good Pedalot
AliExpress Viking
Sail The Marina D’Or Fjord
The Town Festivals
By Saint Augustine
Zurracapote And ChinchóN
In His Honor
But You Have Made Mead
To Honor Odin
You Raise Your Horn To The Sun
Skol!
Instead Of Looting
You Pay Everything With Your MasterCard
AliExpress Viking
The Peasants, The Best At Lay’s
AliExpress Viking
To Find Freya You Went To First Dates
AliExpress Viking
In Valhalla There Are A Thousand Virgins
AliExpress Viking
But You’re Not There To Choose Either
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