Love is in the air! When I snipe a rabbit
Tag and claim him. Captivate the little lad
Whose ransom lays in tax evasion
Pass the paycheck
You’re no match for the matchmaker
‘Cause I rhyme gold
Show you tough love
If you’re at the end of my bow
Your fun is over, you got
A porky odor and dress funny
I stay sober, I don’t need
Four-leaf clovers to get lucky
Who’d give you a chance?
You’re a stupid little man
Last prom, I saw you cry enough
To do a river dance
What’s up with the bunny?
I thought you were known for multiplying
You’re just a symbol
That ended up leaving cults divided
Just play dead
I have to go run some errands
‘Cause you shouldn’t lay eggs
I might’ve fucked up your parents
You caught me in my pregame
So let me work me magic
I’ll down me Guinness and
When there’s a record, I will scratch it
I always got the gold
And keep it cash in hand
Green in me pot, it’s calor gas
I’ll smoke ’em if they try taxing that
Forget your picket fence
Marriages are in distress
Divorce rates are crazy
50/50, Cupid shits the bed
While you’re flying around
Tryna fix the sobbing and mourning
I’m shouting “Another round!”
Until the top of the morning
I spent some time on Olympus
And Venus gave her love to me
So tell your mom she’ll have to catch me
If she wants me to pay custody
And Thumper, as for you
I’ll poof you like it’s a magic show
My next batch of shoes
Will be going up the rabbit hole
If Jesus doesn’t deal with you first
Then Cross me Rifle
All because you’re prey to everyone
Don’t mean you’re in the Bible
Stick your hands up!
Put it back in the basket!
Wait, that’s not an Easter egg
The infant caca’d his nappy
Man, I don’t need your gold
But hand the 24 carrots
Or you’re facing the wrath of
The rabid rabbit that’s rapping rapid
Hey, naked baby
Stop playing with lives like they were dolls
Grabbing them and smacking them
Together by their genitals
I spread cheer and love without
‘Conquering’ people. This toddler’s too busy
Going “Free willy!”
He forgot about free will (Oh!)
Lep’s hair rose when the fair-coated
Hare roasted Eros
I can tear open the air holes
In both their throats without arrows
I’m no Saint, but they give it up
For the Easter Bunny, Lent free
For centuries, it’s been rabbit season
At best, you’re pity entries
You took Easter’s meaning
And put too many eggs in one basket
I’ll have this cad buried and
Melted down in his casket
Lep, I gotta patch up
All the new wounds that you open
‘Cause my shots make families
Yours leave them broken
Lad.. you had to pick between
Your mom and your side piece
But I know just the thing
To fix a poor broken psyche…
Cmon, let down your wings
Have a pint and get it sunk
They say don’t rhyme and drink
But I work better when I’m drunk!
Don’t touch me, Leper!
You ugly diseased spotty freak show
I’ll sneak behind his rainbow
And leave a pot of Aveeno
I got Trix up my sleeve
Know you got no luck and you’re charmless
Oh! Have you heard the one about the Irishman
That walked into my bars yet?
If you think I
Dehuh duawuhiever dahuhuh
Egehguhuva
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OOH! I got.. shot (Huh???)
What is this feeling?
So lovey-dovey and funny…
I think somebody switched up
My jelly beans for some gummies (What?)
I’ve got a fluttering tummy
I’m seeing double and hazy
I got four feet, but you’re four foot
I love a short king, baby (Me?)
I want to wake up every day
To your beautiful goblin mouth (No!)
I’ll turn my burrow
Into the coziest Hobbit house (Get away from me!)
I see our seven bunny-dwarven
Children drinking Guinness
Lemme put a candy ring
On one of your surviving fingers!
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