"Brand New Dance" is a new English song by Eminem, published on Eminem's YouTube channel, EminemMusic. The track, written by Eminem and Luis Resto, and produced by Eminem and Luis Resto, is featured on the album The Death of Slim… Read More
Brand New Dance Lyrics
- Lyrics
- Meaning
[Intro]
Get up
Everybody on the dance floor, come on
That means you too, Chris
Haha
[Verse 1]
Well, it's Friday night, no date for the prom
Just got caught jackin' off by your mom
Suspended from school for settin' off the alarm
Kim Jong keep screamin' he gon' drop the bomb
But anyway, every day is the same old shiddit
Room lookin' like a tornado hit it
Try to explain, your parents, they don't get it
Time to hit you with a funky dope rhythm
Let it roll, if you ready, we gon' start the show
Everybody in the world, all across the globe
You can feel it in your head down to your toes
Dance until you're wheelchair-bound, here we go
Yeah, horseback, little do-si-do
Little bit of soul mixed with some rodeo
Everybody in the world's gonna laugh to this
Shit, I'll probably end up crippled after this, come on
[Chorus]
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody, twirl together
Can you feel the funky beat?
Everywhere you see people laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three, everybody do
The Christopher Reeves
One, two, three, follow me
[Verse 2]
Superman, Batman, Spider-Man
Slipped, fell, landed in a garbage can
Shit, hell, damn it, I can hardly stand
But I get it crackin' like no one in the party can
Give me a beat, I'll show you all a brand-new dance
All I need is a stretcher and an ambulance
Now stand back, kids, don't try this at home
Chi-boom, kick-boom, ooh, ah-oh
It's a brand-new craze and it's sweepin' the nation
Anything else is a cheap imitation
Just make sure that you videotape it
You can only do it once, but the people go apeshit
It's a crowd favorite, a party pleaser
It's better than the shake of a grand mal seizure
So next time that you see grandma, tease her
And roll up with a fresh set of wheels all greased up
[Chorus]
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody, twirl together
Can you feel the funky beat?
Everywhere you see people laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three, everybody do
The Christopher Reeves
One, two, three, follow me
[Bridge]
If your arms, legs, feet, and your hands are numb
You've fallen and you can't get up
It's a brand-new dance, this is my Chris anthem, I'm
Givin' Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums
[Verse 3]
I'ma have everybody jumpin' to this
Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumpin' her fists
With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist
A little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc
You just pull up a chair and grab a seat
And clap your hands and stomp your feet
Or stomp your hands and clap your feet
Flop around 'til you lookin' like a slab of meat
You put your left foot back, your right in front
Tip your head back, let it touch your butt
'Til you feel a little pop, like what the fuck?
Motherfuck, fuck a duck, what the fuck? I'm stuck
So, party people, are you with me? What's the deal?
If you real, grab your chair up by the wheel
If you wanna feel just like the Man of Steel
Windmillin' on a million banana peels, come on
[Chorus]
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody, twirl together
Can you feel the funky beat?
Everywhere you see people laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three, everybody do
The Christopher Reeves
One, two, three, follow me
[Outro]
Woo
Good morning, Eminem
Or Marshall, as others have informed me
Christopher Reeves here
You had better not talk behind my back
Or I will kick your ass the minute I'm out of this chair
Watch yourself, Marshall
I'm watching you
Ah! Holy shit
[Intro]
The song opens with an invitation to dance, immediately establishing a party atmosphere. Eminem sets up a contrast between the joyful, inclusive call to dance and the underlying controversial nature of the lyrics that follow.
[Verse 1]
Eminem describes a series of unfortunate and embarrassing scenarios, blending them with an invitation to dance. This verse uses humor to cope with awkward or negative experiences, such as being caught in compromising situations or facing a chaotic environment. The verse highlights Eminem’s ability to turn mundane or uncomfortable situations into sources of entertainment and critique.
[Chorus]
The chorus introduces “The Christopher Reeves,” a dance that combines a catchy beat with dark humor. Eminem's use of Christopher Reeve as a figure in the dance instructions plays on the shock value and aims to provoke a reaction, illustrating how far he is willing to go to entertain and challenge societal norms.
[Verse 2]
In this verse, Eminem continues to blend dance instructions with irreverent and provocative imagery. By incorporating superhero characters and exaggerated physical mishaps, he underscores the absurdity of turning serious or tragic elements into sources of entertainment. The verse reinforces the satirical nature of the song, poking fun at the commercialization of dance crazes.
[Bridge]
The bridge reiterates the absurdity of the dance by referencing physical incapacities in a humorous light. Eminem frames the dance as a celebration of these conditions, which highlights the song’s provocative edge and challenges listeners to confront their reactions to such dark humor.
[Verse 3]
Eminem concludes the song with more detailed and exaggerated dance moves, further emphasizing the absurdity and chaos of the dance craze. The verse continues to use humor to address serious themes, showcasing Eminem’s ability to push the boundaries of taste and decency while still delivering a catchy and engaging track.
[Outro]
The outro features a fictionalized response from Christopher Reeve, adding a final layer of dark humor to the track. Eminem’s playful and irreverent approach is underscored by this dialogue, which satirizes the potential backlash and further emphasizes the song’s provocative nature.
More Eminem Songs
About Song
"Brand New Dance" is a new English song by Eminem, published on Eminem's YouTube channel, EminemMusic. The track, written by Eminem and Luis Resto, and produced by Eminem and Luis Resto, is featured on the album The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce, released on July 12, 2024. The song is a high-energy track that combines Eminem’s signature provocative humor with a danceable beat.
In "Brand New Dance," Eminem delivers a satirical take on the dance craze phenomenon, using dark and controversial humor to parody the idea of a new dance craze. The song juxtaposes upbeat dance instructions with grotesque and offensive imagery, including references to disabilities and physical trauma. This contrast serves to critique and lampoon the superficiality of dance trends and party culture, while also highlighting Eminem’s penchant for pushing boundaries. The lyrics playfully mock the absurdity of creating a dance craze out of something inherently inappropriate or dark.
Credits
The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce) Songs
Brand New Dance Official Video
FAQs
The "Brand New Dance" song is sung by Eminem.
The "Brand New Dance" song by Eminem lyrics was written by Eminem & Luis Resto.
The "Brand New Dance" song by Eminem was produced by Eminem & Luis Resto.
Eminem released "Brand New Dance" song on Jul 12, 2024.
Thank you for reading the lyrics of "Brand New Dance" by Eminem. If you enjoyed the song, share it with your friends and family in the USA! If you notice any errors or discrepancies, please feel free to submit corrections via the Contact Us section. We value accurate lyrics and aim to provide the best content for fans. These lyrics are provided for educational purposes only, respecting the artists and their work. Please share and help others enjoy this track!
